So many people from all over the world have been saying they want to buy me something. Anything at all. For no good reason except that they want to. So….I’m writing this post to get you all off my back! For the love of all that is good in this world, leave me alone, people! (after you purchase these products, of course)
Please note, NOT EVERYTHING in this post is something I want. Be attentive to sizes and colors and make sure I get everything I want. Otherwise, I’ll be sad.
#1) I need a $4370 gift card to Restoration Hardware. God made the most amazing of all couches and gave it to them to sell. Please, if you get this for me I’ll make you bread and cookies every day for 1 year. Not a joke!
#2) I need this adorbs dress, size L
#3) I need, need this swimsuit. Ann in SeaSpray color, size L. Need!!!
#5) Be still my heart! Red shoes! Size 10, please!
**Do not buy these. I put them here because they are butt ugly!**
**Brooke needs this top. Please buy it for her.**
#6) I need this skirt but it is out of stock. If you loved me you would somehow get it anyway. Size M.
#7) We have college students at our house. We need coasters!
#8) Who knew I’d want something so cute? But I do. It’s cute.
To buy all of this you’d need to have $4675.94 (not including tax). You can do it, friends (and people I don’t know)! Get together, have yard sales, sell your plasma, whatever it takes!
P.S. If any of you buy the above mentioned items for yourselves I’ll die. Literally. D.I.E. And I might take you down with me. This is not a threat.