I have teeth and I don’t like rubbing them on cotton. Whenever I drink water my belly fills up with liquid. I deeply enjoy eating triple layer chocolate cake made by my BFF, Brooke. I am married to the hottest man in the world, which is a real bummer for all you ladies out there! I have two children who I’d like to think are perfect but as you read my blog you’ll find out that they are just as quirky as Eric and I are.

It’s all true.