I have teeth and I don’t like rubbing them on cotton. Whenever I drink water my belly fills up with liquid. I deeply enjoy eating triple layer chocolate cake made by my BFF, Brooke. I am married to the hottest man in the world, which is a real bummer for all you ladies out there! I have two children who I’d like to think are perfect but as you read my blog you’ll find out that they are just as quirky as Eric and I are.
It’s all true.

yes!!! i made it in your “about” page!
bunch of winos!!!!
gotta love that BitSculptor & Edge endorse good wine drinking!
P.S. LOVE the close up on your luscious lips at the top of your blog….
winos